Year 2 Day 3: And then there were SOTTS.
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just noticed you in the corner! lol! :-D
(read like a story I read to my students, complete with interruptions)
Children, we're going to read a story. Once upon a time, there was a man named d.rex and he wore a pair of smashing knee-high lovely socks. Now, this man was- HEY! Quiet hands please or you'll need to leave the group. It's time to listen. He was a fellow lover of tutus so he sent them to Ambrosialove. She- Yes, a tutu. Yes, it's nice that you want to be a ballerina too. We can talk about it later. Uh huh, yes, tutus are so pretty-OKSERIOUSLY, we need to be quiet and read the story. Ambrosialove gave them to 62uolegnaiam. Let's segment that, shall we? OK, how many syllables? Let's clap it out. She sent them to Cherron, who cloned her legs many times. Who can count how many legs there are? Now where are our legs, someone point to them for me. No, that's your shoulder, not your leg. No, listen. Can someone tell us what comes after 6? No, it isn't 8...But good try. We need to move on now. Cherron wanted to help out skyemama in her tutu recital- Yes I know tutu is a funny word. Uh huh. Yes, tutu. ANYWAY. Skyemama was ready for some bright colors and sent them to Dyxie, who put them next to wrapping paper in what colors? Yes, I see pink and green and blue. What else? OK next they went to northpolemama, who took them for a trip outside in the cold snow. She lives in a state called Alaska. Does anyone know where Alaska is? Anyone? Time to look at a map, I think. Stop whining! Maps are good!
She gave them to mivox next, who took them on an adventure. Look at the picture. Do you think it's cold or hot? Why? What do you think she is doing? Should you do that without the supervision of an adult? :) Let's make a prediction. Where do you think the SOTTS will be at the end of the story, class? Let's write our predictions on this abnormally large piece of paper that I just happen to have lying around. The SOTTS went to KungFuKItten. They should have made better choices. It's not kind to pull other people's hair, is it? What could the socks have done instead if they weren't happy? They could have said, KFK, I'm feeling unhappy, can we talk? But look how cute she looks. Don't you just love pigtails? KFK then sent them to Qathi. Now children, what usually comes after a "Q"? *gasp* The "u" isn't there! It has to go to word jail! It doesn't follow the rules. Qathi was what kind of animal? Yes, a dog! Very good.
After that, the beautiful amanky received the socks and went swimming. The swimming socks swimswamswum all the way to Rachel B, who jumped. Who can jump just like Rachel? Let's practice. After that, Rachel.::.K had the socks and went outside. Who can read the sign? Raise your hands! I only call on quiet people. I like how YOU are raising your hand. Everyone else be just like that. Stop pouting! I can't call on everyone at the same time.
kisluvkis went to a wedding. Who can tell me what a wedding is? Have you ever been to a wedding? Would you wear silly socks at a wedding? After she left the church, and sent them off to a girl and her dog. Now look at that picture. Do you know of any movie scenes that look like that? Can you think of any movie where you can see stripey legs sticking out from under something? Then pebbles. played what kind of instrument? Yes, a guitar-NO! We are not playing air guitar right now! Sit back down! Wait, come back!
SaylaMarz looks like she's in a what? A painting! It's called the Birth of Venus. Who is Venus? It's a planet, yes. What else? Oh, we'll jsut move on. Yes, no clothes on...it's a painting, it's OK. Don't go home and cry to your parents about it. Mrs. Maze danced with them around a- OK alright, enough "ew", yes it's a head. Don't worry, she didn't REALLY chop his head off!
artsy_T looks like someone very famous that you probably don't know. Her name was Marilyn Monroe. Oh alright. That's enough. You can't SEE anything. soulbella posed for the camera, and sadandbeautiful kicked in the air! pi c's used the socks as clothes. Have YOU ever worn socks as clothes before? Yes, that is very silly indeed.
.tara. took the socks on a long trip to St. Louis. Who knows where St. Louis is? Who has ever been there? She gave them to Flooz, who went roller-skating. Brooklyn Hilary put her feet way up in the air! Let's all do that. Everyone put their feet up in the air! The sky is very blue. Is the sun shining? How can you tell?
JillWrites broke Catholic school rules. I bet the nuns will come after her with the ruler. I'm Catholic but so glad I never had to deal with the nuns. wwcutie did a pillow fight! Yay! Wait no...we aren't fighting. Hey stop throwing stuff! That's mine! Sit DOWN! Oh no, where did they go? Hmm. Anyway, the socks went to visit Toxic Cherry Girl who wore them like a major award. Agent Retro made like a pinup, and redjade75 wore them with Chucks! Anyone else in here know what Chucks are? How many evaxebra's can we see? Three, that's right!
PhotoKat went to Hollywood. That's where people go to become famous. Can anyone read that sign for me? Reluctant Suburbanite wore the socks with cute heels and Extra Super Cutie did some chores. There are so many stripey socks! Cybergabi took a bath, and KatColorado wrapped them in Christmas lights. They were in Europe. Where is Europe on that map we have out?
Yes, this is a long story. But if you sit and listen till the end, you get to have some candy. Yes, I motivate with food. Sue me. Cirkusprinsesse also took them to visit a bathroom. They made their last stop in Europe to see duckiemonster in the UK. She was studying some serious stuff there. Like YOU should all be doing at home at night....
Then they finally returned to the US to visit dieselbug2007 who took them to drink some wine. Now, you aren't allowed to have any of that for a while. She gave them to Mand-Eye, who got together with her clone and gave herself a really good time.
They're now with me. And I shall send them off again soon, to spread the SOTTS love. The End.
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Comments
Yay! This is effing adorable! You rock the
socks sister! LLTS!!
Posted 5 months ago.
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holy crap, this is fabulous!!!!!!
LLTS!
Posted 5 months ago.
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LLTS!
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Great job. I love it!
LLTS!!!
Posted 5 months ago.
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Congrats! Your are now TITS (The Icon of The
Sisterhood).
Yay you!
Posted 5 months ago.
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awesome!! wooo hoo! so good to see the socks
again. you rocked em.
Posted 5 months ago.
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Nice to see you got the socks! Great what u
did with them, so perky and cheery you are as
teacher!!
And regarding clone-favers: really? there
are people that just fave clones? that's so
odd! Odd folks out there for sure.
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Yay! :D Glad to see the socks again. :]
Posted 5 months ago.
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You are ROCKIN those socks! I love how they
look with the heels too. But the one of you
in the corner looks headless. I had to look
at the bigger side to see what you were
doing.
Posted 5 months ago.
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Overlapping clone shots are too much work for
me! You did great!
Posted 5 months ago.
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GOOOOOOO you !
LOVE
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hot legs btw :)
Posted 5 months ago.
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wow, Em! yay... SOOOOOOO glad you got the
SOTTS, at long last!
and way to bring them back into
full-flavor-fantasticness. Love. It. 112%
yup.
great job on the multiplicity, and the
teacher motif... so very YOU+SOTTS, oh my!
LLTS!
Posted 5 months ago.
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You're so cute! I love it. You make one hot
teacher. I wouldn't learn a thing because
I'd be staring at your sexy socks. ;)
Posted 5 months ago.
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Ms. Ems, are you peeing in the corner?
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OK, links aren't up, but I spend a good 30
minutes writing that caption,so go read it!
:)
Posted 5 months ago.
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Love the story! It's like a page from my
classroom.
Posted 5 months ago.
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LLTS! I think. Not sure what I just said.
Nice job on the story. Sounds about right
with all the interruptions..
Posted 5 months ago.
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yay, miss emily! you rule.
love you in the corner there. took me a
minute to see it. lol! :-D
Posted 5 months ago.
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This rocks!!!! Great, great job, Em!!
LLTS!!! :-)
Posted 5 months ago.
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Oh dear Lord, the story makes it even better!
I wish I had a teacher like you when I was
little! LOL!
Posted 5 months ago.
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lol
Don't go home and cry to your parents! I'm
always naked. But as long as no one touches
me in the teddy bear No-Zones, it's okay!
Posted 5 months ago.
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Nice
Posted 5 months ago.
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Go sista! LLTS!
Posted 5 months ago.
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That's the longest description I have ever
seen. And it is so nice to see the socks
again! Great shot Sock Sister! LLTS!
Posted 5 months ago.
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i love those socks.
i totally want a pair!
Posted 4 months ago.
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ROLFMAO ... great story!
(But you left out AlaskanMariner ... he was
before north pole mama. ;-) Or maybe
explaining a man wearing a tutu isn't age
appropriate for the class? lol)
LLTS!
Posted 3 months ago.
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Coo.
Posted 2 months ago.
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L
Posted 2 months ago.
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I don't appreciate your comment. Understand
how I teach and the particular classrooms in
which I work before making judgments. None
of my students are allowed to "stuff
their faces" under any circumstances.
Don't make comments like that until you have
the proper information.
Posted 2 months ago.
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Wow, I'm sorry I offended you!
Sarcasm doesn't really come through in
print.
Its something Australians get in trouble for
all the time. Will we never learn.
I get where you are coming from. If thats
what it takes then go for it.
Please accept my deepest apologies.
I do love your photography by the way.
Posted 2 months ago.
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This is sooo great, and i am so happy that i
found it....LLTS! I thought they may have
died off....but glad to see that they got a
good education while with you ;-)
Posted 6 weeks ago.
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