 
ღGetting too close...ღ
JUST FOR LAUGHS!!!
There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious
argument the night before.
"But it ended," he said, "when she came crawling to me on her hands and
knees."
"What did she say?" asked the friend.
The husband replied, "She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you
coward!'"
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ღI'm blushing...ღ
JUST FOR LAUGHS!!!
A GOLF STORY
Two women were playing golf when one teed off and watched
in horror as her ball headed directly towards four men playing the next
hole. The ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I
may be able to help relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.'Oh,
no, I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony,
lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his
groin. At her persistence, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away, laid them to the side, loosened his pants and placed her
hands inside on his groin.
She administered a tender massage for several long
moments and asked, 'How does that
feel?
He replied, 'It feels pretty good, but my thumb still
hurts.
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused. =)
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ღ Sweet Dreams ღ
JUST FOR LAUGHS!!!
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq
..'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.
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Uploaded on Nov 17, 2008
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ღBudgies Series~Grooming Time!ღ
Oh boy! everybody's busy grooming!
JUST FOR LAUGHS!!!
Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his
mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this
only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than
met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.
About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose
she took it do you?
'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.
So he sat down and wrote
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT
HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE PETER
Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read.
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT
YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS
SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
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ღFrom my garden... ღ
JUST FOR LAUGHS!!!
Teacher: You know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom
fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
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